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TUESDAY.If Tuesday's a good day for fighting I'm sure That Wednesday's a bad day for anything at all. You want to believe you can settle the score But you know that come Sunday you're fighting some more.TUESDAY.
And what you can, you can have, 'cause you wanted it more What you can't have is anything pure.
It seeps and it trickles like poisonous water It eats away at all goodwill 'round the corners Patience is a virtue not often recorded And you know noone fakes it or ever rewards it
And what you can, you can have, if you really feel sure. What you can't have is much fun n
by ~brenjk
self-portraitby ~brenjk
Jimmy, the stupidest boyOnce upon a time, in a land way back when, there was a little boy named Jimmy. Now, Jimmy was quite possibly the stupidest little boy there ever was. He couldn't help it; it was just his way. His teachers tried in vain to educate him. "So you see, Jimmy, when we add numbers together, the result is the numbers added together!" said Mr. Irving. "Uncle Sam!" said Jimmy. And so his life went on. He left school at 15, having completed grade 5, and got a job in a factory. Not just any factory, but a print factory. One might go so far as to call it a printing press. One day in his "Printing Uncle," as he liked (i.e.had the capacityJimmy, the stupidest boy
by ~brenjk
Adventure of Sir JoshalotThe Many and Varied Adventures of Sir Joshalot.Adventure of Sir Joshalot
Many years ago, there was a young man born and christened in the faith of reincarnation as Josh. Of course, at that time he was not a young man, but rather a baby. He had all of the physical qualifications to be a man, however, so perhaps one would not be far wrong to call him a very young man indeed.
This young babyman was like no other human to come forward in the world before, and the first indication of this happened in the summer of 1989, when he was but a young lad, barely ten months of age. He had been crawling down the middle of the road, when a bicycle collided hapha
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